Tuesday 12 March 2024

Oscars 2023 (The Real Deal)

Since it's Ozzy season again, thought I'd use this moment to construct my own Oscar list. I've excised categories that I haven't got enough candidates for or don't care enoguh to think hard about (I've watched literally no documentaries, for example).

Eligible films are ones I gained access to in 2023, be that streaming, cinema release or festival circuits. I'm going to be a bit loosey goosey with it, however, because rules are for squares.

Here's a Letterboxd list of my rankings of 2023 as a reference for what I have (or haven't!) seen.

On with the show!

(I've added a TL;DR at the bottom for those who only want a list.)

Best Picture

La Chambre Rouge (The Red Rooms)

I caught this paranoid tech thriller at Aberystwyth's online festival, and it made me feel like I'd just had the lever pulled on me as I sat on the electric chair. Propulsive and tense, and utterly brilliant.

Best Actor

Franklin Ritch as Gareth (The Artifice Girl)

The term writer/director/star rightly injects fear into any discerning, but first time director Ritch puts on a weighty and tense performance. His two fellow co-stars were also very much in contention.

Best Actress

Juliette Gariepy as Kelly-Anne (The Red Rooms)

I can't believe Mia Goth didn't win this one for Pearl. Gariepy has so much to do with so little, and the result is spellbinding.

Best Supporting Actor

Ron E. Rains as Bob Sheridan (Brooklyn 46)

As a rule, parlour pieces are very much contingent on the performances and the writing, and in both aspects Brooklyn 46 really, really worked for me.

Best Supporing Actress

Laurie Babin as Clementine (The Red Rooms)

Laurie Babin looks to have a big future ahead of her. The Red Rooms asks its two central actresses to really walk a difficult line, and both do a virtuosic job.

Best International Film

The Coffee Table

But Chris, I hear you say, isn't The Red Rooms also an international film? To which I offer this rejoinder:

Shut up.

Best Original Screenplay

The Coffee Table

Spanish film The Coffee Table is a dialogue lead affair, which has to balance humour and horror and does so with aplomb. Holy shit, what an unrelenting ride it is.

Best Adapted Screenplay

Reality

I was going to excise this category before I realised it was perfect for Reality. Maybe it shouldn't count, because it purports to be a direct transcription of the real events it dictates, but its paced and structured perfectly as a thriller nonetheless.

Best Visual Effects

Talk To Me

The Rakka Rakka lads' debut feature was a shockingly polished and mature for film makers who project good natured juvenility as human beings. If this film is the baseline of what they're capable of, they're going to be one hell of a big deal. There's a few really gnarly sequences in here, and one in particularly that got it this Ozzy.

Best Cinematography

Nightsiren

Slovakian witchy, dark fair tale folk horror; transgressive and beautiful.

Best Productions Design

Suitable Flesh

The problem with the designation of "Best" is it clearly signposts some sort of objective judgement, but Suitable Flesh is really just a case of how fun it is. The sets and presentation of this lovingly reheated From Beyond are just such an easy way to spend a movie. Fun, fun, fun.

Best Film Editing

Enys Men

To be honest I'm not sure about best, but it certainly has the most editing.

Best Sound Editing

Enys Men

As above. Enys Men was such a vibes-y experience.

**

  1. Best Picture: The Red Rooms
  2. Best Actor: Franklin Ritch
  3. Best Actress: Juliette Gariepy
  4. Best Supporting Actor: David Girard
  5. Best Supporing Actress: Laurie Babin
  6. Best International Film: The Coffee Table
  7. Best Original Screenplay: The Coffee Table
  8. Best Adapted Screenplay: Reality
  9. Best Visual Effects: Talk To Me
  10. Best Cinematography: Nightsiren
  11. Best Productions Design: Suitable Flesh
  12. Best Film Editing: Enys Men
  13. Best Sound Editing: Enys Men

Saturday 30 December 2023

Underseen Horror Gems of 2022

Awrite guv’na,

So a couple of years ago I went on the festival circuit in a major way for the first time, and found a whole lot of excellent new films that I couldn't wait to come out properly and persuade people to check out!

Alas, and also alack.

So as we stare down the barrel of 2024, I've decided to hold out hope some of 2023 films I loved will come out this year and look back to 2022.  I'm a big fan of paying for and supporting films, but some of these films may require knowledge of the high seas to attain.

Here we go:


Piggy dir. Carlota Pereda

I love myself a movie about a person who as to make a really complicated emotional choice, and at Piggy’s heart is a doozy.

Piggy concerns Sara (Laura Galan), a young teenager viciously bullied by her peers for her weight. One day, after an extended bullying session, Sara witnesses her tormentors being kidnapped. She should, of course, tell people what she has seen – but those girls had made her life hell, and likely would do if released. It’s one hell of a threshold to cross from adolescence to childhood.

One of the strengths of Pereda’s direction and script is that is very socially grounded. Sara, her parents, her neighbours, her tormentors – they exist in a community as well as separate beings. Pereda never loses sight of Sara’s internal struggle, but she helps you to understand that it is an external struggle too.

Plus, when it gets nasty (and it gets nasty), there’s a real emotion heft behind it.

Definitely the strongest recommendation on this list.

(Available on Now Cinema/VOD generally)


Hypochondriac dir. Addison Heimann

Sohome Horror Film Festival was a difficult moment for me. There’s low budget, and then there’s low budget. You know things that are helpful for reducing the budget? One location, bad actors, messy production; if nothing much happens in the plot, you don’t have to spend that much money.


So like a ray of light breaking through the storm, here comes a low budget gem. Hypochondriac is a performance, dialogue heavy film that feels very influenced by the 00s. It’s got a hip lowfi feel and a deliberate pace that never drags. Zach Villa is phenomenal as Will, which is just as well because he has got lots and lots of acting to do. Heimann has talked about the film having autobiographical elements to it, and right enough everything feels incredibly authentic about Hypochondriac, even as Will is being tormented by a demon wolfman.

(Loadsa VOD, it's only like a quid to rent on Apple TV or Prime)


Candy Landy dir. John Swab

On the strength of Candy Land, I attempt to watch another of John Swab’s dir/wri joints called Body Brokers. Body Brokers is turgid and clumsy and offensively mediocre, so who the fuck knows where Candy Land came from.

Candy Land is a slasher about a tight knit group of prostitutes that work at a truck stop somewhere in Americaland. They’re an incredibly likeable group of characters, and their easy relationships and dynamics are incredibly well realised. They’ve got a cool and fun community, although the film never lets you forget that sex worker is not exactly the most glamorous thing either.

One day a young woman is cast out by a weird christian-y cult, and she is taken in by the working women and men. Are they a threat to her? Is she a threat to them? Will the cult come back, or is there someone else with malicious intent? It’s all actually pretty predictable, but that doesn’t matter because the set pieces and character work so tight and deftly executed.

There’s also plenty of sleaze, so double bill it with X you randy freak.


(Yar me hearties!)

What is Buried Must Remain dir. Elias Matar


Set (and filmed) in a Lebanese refugee camp, a group of refugees set out to make a documentary in the abandoned estate of a French industrialist. Not being traditionally a fan of found footage myself, what really sold this experience to me was the way that the internal structure of the house itself begins to twist and mutate through subtle both in and out of camera tricks. The house itself becomes an amazing central character, and after a while its structure begins to feel almost impressionistic. There’re quite a few moments where the characters start making daft horror movie character decisions because it is a horror movie, but the sense of disorientation and genuinely well executed set-pieces really had me.

(I really hope everyone involved with making it is safe and well).


Matriarch dir. Ben Steiner

2022 was the year of naked old people. Men, X, Elderly, and Matriarch. I blame Ari Aster.

Matriarch is an earthy, witchy, English folk horror. It’s not a ground breaking premise; young woman returns to her rural birthplace after a trauma. Whilst there she discovers that there’s something amiss in the community. Rory Kinear is nowhere to be seen here, more’s the pity.

Released on Disney+ too very little fanfare, this little ditty ticked a lot of my boxes. It’s got some decent emotional stuff, is well paced (85 minutes!) and builds to a remarkably insane finale. If you’re a fellow folk horror pervert give it a look.

(Distributed by The Mouse)


Mad God dir. Phil Tippet

Cum, puss, phlegm, shit, saliva.

Why aren’t people talking about this film more?

(Shudder)


You Are Not My Mother dir. Kate Dolan



Babadook, dook, dook, push pineapple, shake the tree.

In retrospect The Babadook really did a number on horror. We were always culturally heading into a trauma obsessed world, but the continuing waves horrors where the monster-is-trauma has gained and gained momentum, especially after Heriditary proved they could make lots of money. Horror fans, it is fair to say, are sick them.

So it is with delight that I can describe You Are Not My Mother as a trauma-led metaphor horror movie. It’s also absolutely bloody excellent.

When, in the midst of a depressive breakdown, young Char’s (Hazel Doupe) mother goes missing the family fear for the worst. Good news is that she’s back now, and definitely not possessed by a demon.

There’s an excellent kitchen sink drama in here, which separates from many of the similar films. Characters don’t exist in hyperreal nightmare like Hereditary or The Babadook; people have extended families and can make friends and have to work and go to school. It lacks the bleak edge of many of these films – although at its most confronting matches them in power too. One hell of an opening scene too.

(Channel 4, bunch of VOD)


A Wounded Fawn dir. Travis Stevens

So during 2022 Frightfest the audience and I sat through a film that made them so angry people were shouting at the screen. ‘That was utter shit,’ remarked to the person on my right. ‘I hated that,’ said the person on my felt. Somewhere in the shadows of Cineworld’s seating a man was declaring it the worst thing he had ever seen.

Dear readers, I loved it.

I think someone needs to set-up a helpline for women who agree to go on a second date with a virtual stranger to a secluded cottage away from civilsation, because there seems to be a bit of it going around. I’m sure things will be different for Meredith (Sarah Lind) though. I mean, Bruce (Josh Ruben) keeps his red wine in a fridge, that’s definitely not the behaviour of a dangerous deviant.


A Wounded Fawn is shamblingly obvious with its themes. At one point, when Bruce puts his hand on Meredith’s knee they drive past red bunting flapping in the wind. No a bad thing I’d argue – I’d far rather a film be too obvious with its themes than not really engage with them. It is very artsily shot too, and never fails to take itself seriously, even when – and not to say too much – the film itself starts to devolve. The combination of beautifully shot, wildly imaginative, and basic and juvenile collide with spectacular effect. My pick of the bunch, although most certainly not for everyone.

(Shudder)

Friday 30 June 2023

The Midnight Meat Train Review

There’s a pretty clear trend in the works of one Mr Clive Barker (a theme that I’m sympathetic with in real life) which goes as follows: heteronormative people are boring. The most obvious and outstanding example of this is Hellraiser/The Hellbound Heart, which obsesses over the way Frank and Julia transgress social norms and presents the BDSM devilangel Cenobites as the centrepiece of the movie; our literal main character, Kirsty, is there more out of a nod to the necessity of narrative structure. In the epic fantasy tale Weaveworld the evil witch Immacolata and her sisters, as well the shady salesman Shadwell, have personalities that dominate the narrative whenever they appear, compared to, again, literal main characters Cal and Suanna who practically vanish into the furnishings (if you’ll pard on the pun). In Cabal (and presumably Nightbreed) our straight main characters are made more engaging by portraying them in a heightened manner; Boone’s precarious mental state starts with him being gaslit into jabbering madness and his partner’s adoration for him is transformed into an obsession that feels perverse. More grounded characters like Kirsty and Cal allow the audiences to find a way into the story without identifying themselves with the freakish excesses, but that limits them and makes them so much more beige than the colourful world and people that surround them.



All of which is to say that it is very much in the spirit of Clive Barker’s works that the central couple of The Midnight Meat Train are boring as fuck. Leon (Bradley Cooper) is a freelance photographer who specialises in selling pictures of crime scenes to local newspapers. His work, however, is considered potentially more than just sensationalist sleaze - a local art curator (Brooke Shields) is interested in his work, but wants him to not shy away from capturing violence at its most brutal. When he encounters and stops an attempted rape happening in a subway station, only to find out that the woman he saved becomes a victim  of a string of disappearances happening in New Yorks subway trains, a door is opened to a world of greater violence that might serve his ambitions.


Notice how, through all of that, there is no mention of his girlfriend Maya (Leslie Bibb)? The emotional core of the movie hinges on their relationship, but she does very little beyond exist and work at a diner. Plot things move forward with or without her, and the characters are all sketched so thinly through the use of dialogue that manages the double header of generic and awkward, it is hard not to feel like their relationship (and her as a character) are inessential and unengaging. It is also entirely not in the original short story, which at under twenty pages long was admittedly going to need beefed up.


So if the emotional core of the movie fails utterly, is there anywhere where it succeeds? Back in the late 00s Gore Verbinski remade The Ring and decided that he wanted movies to look a little more like Kermit the Frog. The Ring was a sensation, children throughout the land whispered about the incredible levels of green it had attained, and as such everyone and their mother (if they were a nepo baby) started to slap heavy handed colour correction on films as a stylistic choice. Films from that era have a heightened unreality to them, which is always a little bit ugly.


Amongst a crowded field, The Midnight Meat Train is a particularly off looking example. It’s shiny neon grime and crushed shadows give the whole film and garish quality. The ridiculous CGI doesn’t help matters either, with dangling eyeballs and vibrant red entrails, often splattering towards the screen in a way that makes me think it was meant to be 3D. The first time we see Leon he is clearly chroma keyed against a backdrop, and it instantly sets the visual tone.


Clive Barker described it as “a beautifully stylish, scary movie”, which is true if your bar for scary and stylish is Looney Toon cartoons. When Vinny Jone’s villain character, wielding an absurdly shiny meat tenderiser, murders a woman her head whirls around so fast it literally made my friend burst out laughing.


This, perhaps, is the key to actually enjoying this movie: it’s cartoon nonsense, post-Raimi/Jackson splatterfest. The garish ugliness of the films aesthetic does confer a sense of sleaze and exploitativeness that cycles back to being kind of fun. There are even a couple of moments where the CGI gets out of the way and lets practical effects take over. Within the era of torture porn, these CGI-free moments are genuinely grisly and brutal. Director Ryuhei Kitamura doesn’t believe getting out of the way  of the story either, and there’s at least one fight scene that is so comically overdirected it cycles back around to being sort-of legitimately spectacular. The Midnight Meat Train undoubtedly embodies a heightened sensationalism and a sense of spectacle that gives it a real charm.


There’s a lot of legitimately entertaining aspects of The Midnight Meat Train, and even a thematic core that could have been something; photography of graphic violence as entertainment and so on. With more nuanced script it could really have been something, which is surprising since Barker himself is attached as an Exec Producer. Candyman this ain’t.


One of the least sleazy parts of the movie is a sex scene between Leon and Maya, which typifies the problem with them as characters and their relationship; it is over forced and tries way too hard, and as such mostly feels boring and superfluous. Ultimately, The Midnight Meat Train spends far too long lingering on an undercooked and bland central romance, and if the least sleazy part of your movie is the sex scenes, then something isn’t quite coming together.

Tuesday 20 June 2023

The Boogeyman - Review

In a way it feels reductive to say that the entire direction of the canon of Western horror, especially in film form, can be drawn across the laylines laid down by one Stevie King, but to say otherwise would feel dishonest. It is upon his coke and alcohol fuelled blueprints we build our cities. He is the sewers and the plumbing; he is the cherubic gargoyles and the craggy grotesques. Upon watching Rob Savage’s The Boogeyman it felt almost pointless to learn later that the film is an adaptation of a King short. Even if it wasn’t, it still would be.





It is tempting, even outside of the shadowy monolith of Stephen King (of the lesbians), to talk of the prominent horror filmmakers whose finger prints can be found in The Boogeyman. Wan, Flanagan, Jennifer Kent. But what are we all if not the strange collection of inherited neurosis passed onto us by our parents (and that scene from It)? At some point The Boogeyman must stand on its own feet.


As must Sadie Harper (Sophie Thatcher), who has just lost her mother in an accident. Bullied at school, she finds herself herself with a younger sister who has developed a fear of the dark and a father who, despite being a therapist, refuses to open up to his daughters about his own loss. Compounding the difficulties, a strange man turns up at their house for a therapy session who may (read:will) be bad news.


In both life and movie making, there’s a lot to be said about specialisation. Being too general risks mediocrity. There’s a reason the English language idiom cautioning against being “all things to all people”. Try to please everyone and you risk pleasing no one.


So what is The Boogeyman? Based on director Rob Savage’s previous work it would be not unfair to expect a simple ghost train ride, something he has shown himself to be a dab hand at already. Indeed, there’s a lot of the demarcation of that style of storytelling in here: slow, dark camera crawls, set pieces that build towards jump scares, a monster costume that doesn’t quite hold up when you see too much of it. They’re well crafted too, with a real eye for imagery. Of special note is younger sister Sawyer (Vivian Lyra Blair)’s particular choice of lighting. But the script is too interested in the interiority of the characters to be a pure jump-scare fest, paced 


So is this a family drama? Certainly some of the stronger parts of the movie is the time taken, the patience of both tone and pacing, in creating the aforementioned sense of interiority with the characters. The pace is good too, a mid pace between slow lingering and twitchily overexcited.


When the family members interact it is easy to see a warmth behind the distance created by the tragedy they have suffered. There is, however, the problem that not only does the father figure basically just disappear for a chunk of the movie, but also the fact their interpersonal drama never really propels the narrative. Not many of the big moments in the movie are really about their relationship.


Wait! I hear you say - this is 2023! It must all be an artsy metaphor for trauma. There’s potential febrile ground there: the dramatic, as opposed to narrative, premise is that the film is about a family mourning the loss of their matriarch. Could this haunting be a manifestation of their grief? Thematically, the movie tips on the inert. Those themes are in there, but are not particularly explicitly or implicitly developed. There’s some great earthy bits of production design, and therapy and communication exists as a motif, but those dots aren’t connecting. When Sadie asks her father (Chris Messina) to talk to her, the movie is as reticent as her father to do anything substantial with the invitation.


There’s a lot in there to like, but all of the very decent pieces of the film have not been assembled into the best version of itself. The Boogeyman is, quite simply, a jack of all trades. In its own way it is fascinating for that. Here’s the finger prints of the way Wan and Wannel reshaped popcorn horror in the 00s, Flanagan’s tight writing and dramatic maturity, the “elevated” trauma porn of Hereditary and The Babadook: here’s a film which is the last ten or more years of a horror, and is not a particularly good example of any of it.


If this review seems rather negative, I’ll leave you with this: when I stepped out of the cinema, my friend immediately declared that it was “better than it needed to be.” For what it is worth, I agree, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Friday 9 December 2022

A "short" list of Shudder reccomendations

 

It’s dark out there folks. Cold. You know what that means?

Prime reading time!

Also you could watch a horror film, I guess. They do rather suit the darkness.

Here’s some Shudder recommendations:



Shudder has loads of things in it you’ve probably seen already, but if you haven’t why haven’t you? There’s Romero’s seminal Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead, which helped redefine modern cinema as well as standardising the zombie mythology within the West that will (ironically) outlive us all. What about Romero’s Season of the Witch? It’s from the rough-around-the-edges era of Romero’s filmmaking, where he produced such oddities as the entirely excellent Martin. Season is a clumsily feminist story that hits all the modern beats of witchcraft as female empowerment, as an unfulfilled housewife decides to stop putting the needs of other people ahead of her own, and it has an off-beat rhythm that I found rather hypnotic. The Crazies is from a similar-ish time period, but is a lot more hinged than either The Season of the Witch or Martin, and is remarkable for the way it plays with who really is the antagonist of the movie.

The good Hellraisers (1+2) bring some fantastical body horror, whilst Cronenberg’s Scanners brings some sci-fi body horror, and it is worth nothing that the other Cronenberg (Brandon, David’s son) also has a body horror on there: Possessor. I didn’t love it the way that some do, but it’s a worthwhile watch for its slickly oozing visual set pieces and some stark portrayals of existential identity crisis in a way that is very visual indeed. Cold and controlled throughout, laced with strong but underdeveloped sci-fi concepts, it might be more your bag than it was mine. There’s also some very tactile, not to mention effective, body horror to be found the Spanish language Shrew’s Nest, a domestic drama set in the 50s. It is about an agoraphobic shut-in who one day finds herself having to nurture an injured man back to health in her claustrophobic flat. It all goes brilliantly. Obviously. Benson and Moorhead’s Spring does a very remarkable thing, in that it actually finds away to have me enjoy narrative and dramatic beats normally found in YA fiction. It’s a YA body horror, and as someone with no love for the genre (notice the lack of the much beloved Tigers Are Not Afraid on this list), it’s an effective low key journey, beautiful and quiet.

Confusingly, there’s no Stephen King adaptations on this list at all, so we’re just going to have to make with the excellent 1980 film The Changeling. It’s your traditional haunted house horror fare, but very well executed. Sad, spooky and surprisingly full of imagery that is reminiscent of a certain J-horror movie. In a similar vein, the Iranian-American produced movie The Night is a solid and entertaining modern horror movie. It very much toils in the shadow of The Shining but is still a strongly paced ride, paranoid in all of the most fun-borderline-silly ways. Part of me wants to stick up for it, too, because there is a twist in the movie that a lot of critics decided meant that the movie was saying something that I just don’t think it is; you’ll know it when you see it. There’s some really great sequences where the very setting itself seems to warp, which is similar to The Witch in the Window and Room. Room has done itself dirty by giving itself a title that two much more famous movies have already made imbued with some, well, strong connotations, but it’s a high concept and shorter movie that I enjoyed quite a lot without letting my internet-corrupted brain get in the way. Of all the films I have mention in this loose collection of haunted houses, my favourite is probably the aforementioned The Witch in the Window. It moves at slow pace in all the right ways, it’s very sad in an empathetic and has a sequence near the end which is as successful a piece of dislocation of place as I’ve ever encountered in any visual medium. Worth also highlighting Goodbye Mummy too, an Austrian psychological thriller that feels like a haunted house film without necessarily being a haunted house film. Film makers Fiala and Franz do an excellent job making the middle class over-clean splendour of the protagonists’ house feel alien and creepy, despite being an elegant piece of straight-out-of-a-flat-pack minimalism.

Takata’s Ring brought modern technology into the world of horror in a way that was decisive and immediately impactful, and we’re still waiting for that moment in our new internet era. There’s three movies that explore found footage gimmicks to make that leap: Host, a movie about a group of friends doing a séance over Zoom, is an entertaining foray, lingering as it were in the shadow of COVID, and was a real darling of the horror scene in early lockdown days. Better yet is Deadspin, a rollicking live stream of an obnoxious prankster looking to make his big comeback after being kicked by his sponsors for, uh, “comments”. It’s a tricky balance to have us spend ninety minutes with an annoying protagonist, but Deadspin’s poise and tonal balance between humour and horror is impeccable. Last, but certainly not least, We’re All Going to the World’s Fair, is quite possibly my favourite film of the year. It’s about a young woman participating in a viral creepy pasta craze. Anna Cobb is mesmeric, which is just as well because it is almost a single hander. I couldn’t recommend it more highly. There’s also Broadcast Signal Intrusion, a film that is about the past from the point of view of people who have internet access, a paranoid conspiracy thriller with J-horror aspects and psychological uncertainty throughout – also not a found footage film, for the sake of variety.

Talking of Ring, there’s more than a few East Asian movies worth checking out on Shudder. No doubt Battle Royale and Oldboy very much go without saying. What about the South Korean film A Tale of Two Sisters? It’s a structurally unusual movie that slides between being a tense and psychological domestic drama to some of the best horror set pieces I’ve literally ever seen on screen. It has a really communal feel, being about more than just a single person’s journey; Pulse is very much the same, but in a very different way. Pulse is a smothering film, directed by my favourite director called Kurasawa (not joking), unrelenting and extraordinarily downbeat. It’s one of my favourite movies, but it’s emotionally quite difficult to get through – and, again, like A Tale of Two sisters it has some truly remarkable horror set pieces. For something a little emotionally lighter than the two previous films look no further than Noroi: the Curse. A found footage gem, Noroi is a reminder that this period of films from Japan that really broke into the West just delivered so consistently. It’s creepy and just weird enough. Moving a bit more into the South-East of the continent, Laotian film The Long Walk is a quiet, deliberate film that is rather a brilliant sit. The film always teeters on the edge of being ponderous, but Mattie Do’s controlled instincts are well judged enough that the films pace is introspective and weighty rather than dull.

Enough of this heavy stuff, I hear you say, let’s have some fun! Well Slaxx, confusingly, is a film about haunted jeans, but also a social commentary. It’s a fun time, although at times it tries too hard to make jokes rather than letting the natural absurdity or the set-up do the heavy lifting. There’s a couple of classics from the post-Raimi world like Demons and Night of the Demons, but if you want a real piece of absolute eighties nonsense there’s Chopping Mall. It’s pretty bad, watch it with mates, get drunk and have a great time. Shutting your brain off for Body at Brighton Rock is not the worst idea either, a film which strands its protagonist in the middle of nowhere with a body and manages to maintain tension without overcomplicating itself. Daniel isn’t Real, a movie that sort of belongs alongside such luminaries as Malignant and The Perfection in many ways, but with a far stronger sense of intention and control. Daniel isn’t Real, a film about a young man and the evil invisible friend he’s had since he was very young, is exactly silly and serious enough at the same time. Senagalese supernatural western thriller Saloum was a film I actually saw in the theatre, and is full of lots of very effective constituent parts. It's a driving action film, then it's a slowburn thriller, then it's a very fast burn dark fantasy. Does it work as a cohesive whole? Not particularly, but the parts are great at least.

On the outright comedy side of things Psycho Goreman, somehow, side-steps being annoying and lands on being awesome. For my money the best comedy I’ve seen in ages is a pretty little ditty called Greener Grass. It’s the best movie Paul Verhoeven never made. It’s Lynch, it’s Waters; it’s a tension headache, it’s toothache, it’s a migraine. It’s about that US phenomenon of “soccer moms”, and it is as damning an indictment of the Western middle classes as you can imagine.

Want something a bit more worthy? Well, there’s Donnie Darko, but since you’ve no doubt seen that already let us visit France. Eden Log is a movie that I am recommending, the first half an hour of which involves a man crawling through mud, and yes I do actually think it’s pretty good. Not as good as Evolution, which is so French and artsy that it is practically painful, so obviously it is completely great. Be ready to not worry too much about conventional narrative structures. There’s also Antrum, which might not be pretentious at all, but definitely carries itself with the airs of pretension, and a very big dollop of insanity. Most of the talk around the movie is the gimmick that frames it – the idea that the film you are watching is cursed – but for myself that is the weakest part of the movie. Going further down this weird old rabbit hole, Eyes of Fire, is an American movie directed and written by then artist Avery Crounse. It’s a western, and definitely remains a western for the first third of the movie; this initial section is blandly competent and decently paced, but when it really loses itself it really loses itself, and hoo boy. The psychedelic folk horror nightmare that results in many ways feels like a very strong forerunner to Lynch’s Twin Peaks.

Talking of folk horror, there’s Witchfinder General and The Blood on Satan’s Claw, both stone-cold classics that are worth watching, with the caveat that they are also both disarmingly extreme. The unfettered nihilism of Witchfinder General is especially striking, and within a time where we are all desensitised beyond recognition it is still really, really fucking grim. Talking of really fucking grim, have you seen The Hills Have Eyes? It’s amazing that Craven, whose name would become synonymous with fun, produced such a gruelling effective piece of ugly violence early in his career.

If you haven’t seen any Argento yet, there’s Bird With the Crystal Plumage, Tenebrae and Phenomena lurking here. The latter, especially, is all of his most ridiculous predilections in a high-art schlock masterpiece I find irresistible. If you can’t get enough of the music in these films, Piercing has you covered. It’s an American adaptation of a Japanese novel filled with music from 70s Italian moves. There’s an intensity and singularness to the film, about a man who is planning to murder a prostitute, that is compelling and fascinating, but also belie a disarmingly funny experience. Big reccs.

Metaphors. We’re in a horror world of horror as some sort of metaphor for trauma. You can talk about Heriditary or Get Out if you want to blame someone, but for myself The Babadook remains a gold standard for extremely emotionally complex spooky times. A strong and comparable Australian film, that does all of the same things to a comparable level of devastating effect, is Relic, a film about three generations of women living together and dealing with the realities of ageing and illness, specifically around dementia. For my mind it’s a better movie than Hereditary for dealing with things that are actually hereditary. A Banquet evokes a much more specific comparison with St Maud, and although it sort of loses its way halfway through, I really found it an effective and affecting watch. Good Madam fits excellently here as a film nakedly about the country it was filmed in, South Africa, and the race relations therein. It isn’t in a rush to coddle the viewer, and rightly so.

So, when organising this list of recommendations, to peek behind the curtain, I organised movies into subgenres of sort. There was one subcategory I named “Chris What the Fuck is This?”, and I think it is time for some of that nonsense. You’ve read over two thousands words of this, I’ve written over two thousand words of this, so we’re all a bit loopy. The Baby is a dark comedy or a psychological thriller or a, I dunno, film. It is a film I watched. You should watch it too. While you’re at it watch the Phenomena films, they’re entertaining and weird and really feel like some interesting weirdo’s authentic vision. They sort of know exactly what they are and kinda sorta can’t decide what they are and I love all of them unconditionally, although I’ve not seen the fifth, and last, one. They’re about an alien who comes to earth with nefarious intentions, not unlike the B-movie glory Xtro. Apparently there’s a genuine link between Phenomena and Xtro, too, with the cult success of Phenomena encouraging producers, in an out of character move, to encourage Xtro’s writer and director to be more weird and niche to get that cult audience dollars. A different time. Xtro is weirder than can be articulated with mere words, and as such brilliant fun. Low budget auteur Frank Hennenlotter’s Basket Case is also available, and you should watch it even though you also definitely shouldn’t. At least it isn’t Brain Damage, which is also amazing.

You’ve – surely – already seen Carnival of Souls, a little slice of nightmare that feels like Lynch’s existence hinges on, but have you seen Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood? It’s not remotely similar beyond the carnival theming, but watch it anyway. It is also a ridiculous psychedelic B-movie that feels like it has an epic scope beyond its actual low budget jankiness. Edited with the same incompetent charm as an early Romero, to take us back to the start. If you like drinking blood, Bliss is a striking, kinetic and simple story done with lots of style and character. It’s not a complicated narrative maze, but it also rules despite the unfortunate deadweight of it being about vampires.

Finally, and broadly uncharacterisable, is Phil Tippet’s Mad God. A stop motion animation full of vomit and shit and blood and puss; a descent into hell, or maybe some other place. It’s incredibly uneven but also incredible. You need to sink into it, drown in it.



 

Saturday 4 April 2020

Film Review: The Changeling

Film Review:

The Changeling



A changeling, in traditional folk tales, is a child stolen by the faerie folk and replaced with a fairy child. It's a cuckoo for humans, and likely came about as a way of explaining post-natal depression in an era before, well, psychological science. It is absolutely not - take note YA authors - another name of a shape shifters.

The Haunting of Changeling House
Composer John Russel (George C. Scott) lost his wife and daughter four months ago in a car accident; now he's ready to start working again, and start living again. He takes up a position in a university at Washington and moves into a house that could not be more clearly haunted from the moment that you set eyes on it. Russel doesn't, however, have the foresight to know that he is in a horror movie, so settles in to his new life. Doesn't take long before his new life throws up a surprise or two...

You've seen this movie before, you've read this book before; you've crouched fireside with a torch under your chin and told this story before. This is a haunted house story at its most essential. A guy lives in a house, spooky things happen, he investigates and it turns out the ghost of a wronged soul dwells within the walls. What makes The Changeling absolutely worth watching is how well-realised it is within that very well worn framework.

The House Talks
The Changeling moves at a slow clip. It takes its time. He doesn't move into the house for the first fifteen minutes, and there are no horror set-pieces. The filmmakers assemble the pieces slowly and carefully, lulling the audience into the world in an understated way. There's a patience to it that is gratifying. As such, tension simmers and the creepiness - well, it creeps slowly but surely under your skin.

One of the focuses of the story early on, as it motors at a sedate pace, is the surroundings. The film is filmed with a great emphasis on place, especially within the house itself. Wide shots aplenty. Many of the shots are either from low or high angles, making them seem small in the house, or making the house tower over them. It is the star of the show, and it is shot like the star of the show.

Aesthetically, the house itself is just a perfect piece of casting. It screams haunted house. It looks like how I imagined the house in The Haunting of Hill House - the original adaptation of which (The Haunting, 1963) is no doubt a key inspiration. Early on especially, it feels like the house itself is the malicious, malevolent presence. Banging doors, noises in the pipes, running taps: classic staples of haunted housery.

Deja-Vu
One of the things that struck me very strongly during watching The Changeling is the similarities that it bares towards many of the key films in the eruption of J-horror that happened during the noughties. One scene specifically surely has to have had some influence on Ringu - the source novel was written over a decade after The Changeling hit theatres.

The iconography is very similar too, and very good to boot. Much of The Changeling's most memorable moments are not what happens so much as the images. Whilst the story may be deftly hitting familiar beats, the power of the visuals and the lightning help The Changeling feel like its own beast, and lend power to what could otherwise be tired and generic. The wheelchair, especially, is a haunting image, and one that is borrowed to this day in haunting house stories - the modern Hill House adaptation, to call back to early, is a good example of this.

The other thing that The Changeling has in common with J-horror is that your dear narrator, man of iron nerves, actually found it genuinely creepy in a way I haven't since I watched Ju-on (The Grudge) as a teenager. Whatever it was, there is a quiet power to the visuals, the score and the pace, that really had me on edge.

Big Endings
And then the end happened. In every sense it is absolutely the right ending to the film - it ties up the plot points and escalates both the set pieces and imagery in scale. Both in terms of the storytelling and the filmmaking the decisions made are the right ones.

Unfortunately, it overplays its hand and really than ratchetting up into horror, descends slightly into farce. It becomes the silly and generic spookfest that the premise suggests it should be. It's all very well done and fun in a schlocky sense, but it is does not fit tonally with the understated and genuinely creepy movie it was capping off. A shame, because otherwise The Changeling smashes it out of the park.

Friday 3 April 2020

Film Review - Audition

Film Review:

Audition


WHEN a film director has over one-hundred directorial credits to his name, they're either an artistically bereft journeyman or an idiot savant. The former is doomed to a filmography of basic competence, uninspired mediocrity. The latter? You'll get incredibly entertaining badness, or streaks of genuine genius.

Audition is genuine genius.

Have You Ever Had Loveless Sex?
AOYAMA is a widower – his wife died when his son was still a child, and now he’s middle aged and his son and friends are convinced that he it is about time he found himself a new wife. His friend Yoshikawa has a plan. He’s a film producer, and a new cheap film his company are producing are auditioning women who may be suitable for Aoyama. With this in mind, he co-opts the auditions as a job interview for Aoyama to find his new wife.

It soon becomes clear that Aoyama, however, having already read through the applications for the role, has only one woman in mind: the quiet and shy Asami. Despite Yoshikawa’s misgivings about the mysterious woman, Aoyama begins a relationship with her.

Much of the early tone of the movie is funny. In many ways, it plays out like a romcom that doesn’t understand how deeply creepy and misogynistic its premise is. It would not be the first either.

Audition isn’t a romcom.

To Scar a Generation
THE mid-00s saw rise to what seemed to be the culmination of sensationalist violence in horror cinema (and fiction in general): torture porn, or gornography. A sub-genre of cinema whose use of shock tactics are tuned up so high that they literally use torture to titillate audiences. The Saw franchise and the films of Eli Roth are the most obvious and well-known examples of the sub-genre.

Seven years before Roth's Hostel and six years before the first Saw film, Takeshi Miike's Audition scarred an audience by avoiding such excesses. It is often listed amongst the great torture porn films, and one set-piece is infamous for its gratuity, yet Audition is an exercise in restraint. That one of the founding films of this genre is bloodless should tell you a lot about the power of its imagery, and the director’s control of tension.

No Safety
IF the horrific climax of the movie is the part that everyone remembers, it works so well because of the set-up. So much of the movie consists of not much happening, and somehow it’s a tough, tough sit.

Everything that creates this feeling is very quiet and subtle. There’s no jump scares and little scary music, and not horror set-pieces and a lot of quiet emotional discussions. Audition feels incredibly unsafe without ever doing anything that feels unsafe, exactly. It’s all so subtly wrong, so off, so simmering. When Audition hits like a truck, it is because it has spent the runtime softening you up. It’s a testament to the fact that any emotional or memorable moments in stories are defined more by the rest of the story than they are by the power of the visuals.

Singularity of Purpose
ALTHOUGH Audition successfully uses a fairly diverse cocktail of tones (at times going so far as being funny), it is a very focussed and simple story. It takes care to introduce us to the internal world of the characters, as much through visuals as through actual plot points. It has a slight plot; not particularly much really happens. Big revelation and twists happen within the context of the final scenes.

Some stories are all about a single scene or moment. Most obviously are twist movies in horror or psychological thrillers – it was all in their head all along. Shamylan’s Sixth Sense came out the same year as Audition and is one of the most recogniseable examples of this. In a totally different medium, Final Fantasy 7 is another contemporary of Audition’s that does this effectively. Audition, of course, does this too. Big emotional moments and narrative slight of hands are saved for the correct moment and, to repeat a phrase I used earlier, it hits like a train.