Tuesday 12 March 2024

Oscars 2023 (The Real Deal)

Since it's Ozzy season again, thought I'd use this moment to construct my own Oscar list. I've excised categories that I haven't got enough candidates for or don't care enoguh to think hard about (I've watched literally no documentaries, for example).

Eligible films are ones I gained access to in 2023, be that streaming, cinema release or festival circuits. I'm going to be a bit loosey goosey with it, however, because rules are for squares.

Here's a Letterboxd list of my rankings of 2023 as a reference for what I have (or haven't!) seen.

On with the show!

(I've added a TL;DR at the bottom for those who only want a list.)

Best Picture

La Chambre Rouge (The Red Rooms)

I caught this paranoid tech thriller at Aberystwyth's online festival, and it made me feel like I'd just had the lever pulled on me as I sat on the electric chair. Propulsive and tense, and utterly brilliant.

Best Actor

Franklin Ritch as Gareth (The Artifice Girl)

The term writer/director/star rightly injects fear into any discerning, but first time director Ritch puts on a weighty and tense performance. His two fellow co-stars were also very much in contention.

Best Actress

Juliette Gariepy as Kelly-Anne (The Red Rooms)

I can't believe Mia Goth didn't win this one for Pearl. Gariepy has so much to do with so little, and the result is spellbinding.

Best Supporting Actor

Ron E. Rains as Bob Sheridan (Brooklyn 46)

As a rule, parlour pieces are very much contingent on the performances and the writing, and in both aspects Brooklyn 46 really, really worked for me.

Best Supporing Actress

Laurie Babin as Clementine (The Red Rooms)

Laurie Babin looks to have a big future ahead of her. The Red Rooms asks its two central actresses to really walk a difficult line, and both do a virtuosic job.

Best International Film

The Coffee Table

But Chris, I hear you say, isn't The Red Rooms also an international film? To which I offer this rejoinder:

Shut up.

Best Original Screenplay

The Coffee Table

Spanish film The Coffee Table is a dialogue lead affair, which has to balance humour and horror and does so with aplomb. Holy shit, what an unrelenting ride it is.

Best Adapted Screenplay

Reality

I was going to excise this category before I realised it was perfect for Reality. Maybe it shouldn't count, because it purports to be a direct transcription of the real events it dictates, but its paced and structured perfectly as a thriller nonetheless.

Best Visual Effects

Talk To Me

The Rakka Rakka lads' debut feature was a shockingly polished and mature for film makers who project good natured juvenility as human beings. If this film is the baseline of what they're capable of, they're going to be one hell of a big deal. There's a few really gnarly sequences in here, and one in particularly that got it this Ozzy.

Best Cinematography

Nightsiren

Slovakian witchy, dark fair tale folk horror; transgressive and beautiful.

Best Productions Design

Suitable Flesh

The problem with the designation of "Best" is it clearly signposts some sort of objective judgement, but Suitable Flesh is really just a case of how fun it is. The sets and presentation of this lovingly reheated From Beyond are just such an easy way to spend a movie. Fun, fun, fun.

Best Film Editing

Enys Men

To be honest I'm not sure about best, but it certainly has the most editing.

Best Sound Editing

Enys Men

As above. Enys Men was such a vibes-y experience.

**

  1. Best Picture: The Red Rooms
  2. Best Actor: Franklin Ritch
  3. Best Actress: Juliette Gariepy
  4. Best Supporting Actor: David Girard
  5. Best Supporing Actress: Laurie Babin
  6. Best International Film: The Coffee Table
  7. Best Original Screenplay: The Coffee Table
  8. Best Adapted Screenplay: Reality
  9. Best Visual Effects: Talk To Me
  10. Best Cinematography: Nightsiren
  11. Best Productions Design: Suitable Flesh
  12. Best Film Editing: Enys Men
  13. Best Sound Editing: Enys Men